I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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