would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Randomize
