yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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