exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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