chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I had to cum in my sink.
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