I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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