Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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