I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
