She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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