I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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