party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
