is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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