at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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