We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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