do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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