I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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