I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Be still, my beating vagina.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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