I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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