Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There r osticjed everywhere
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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