Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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