What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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