I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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