Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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