Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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