i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
