I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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