When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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