I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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