Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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