i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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