ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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