I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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