Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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