We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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