That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm always down for nudity.
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