Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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