Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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