what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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