its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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