just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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