Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You ate ashes out of my bong
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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