Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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