you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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