another moral hangover. fuck.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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