So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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