I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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