i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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