just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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