Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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