when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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