I'm lost and stupid without you.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Randomize