Christians are straight up FREAKS
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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