they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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