And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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